Posted 4 hours ago

Whooo!  My very first artifact!

Posted 22 hours ago

Only in Dwarf Fortress.

Posted 22 hours ago

fuckyeahdwarffortress:

drawnfortress:

“From the outside my fort looks just like a gold block road leading to doors with fortifications above it. Most seiges end with my few remaining dwarves chasing the last few elves/goblins to the edge so I added a few blood trails.” - mcguinty, Dwarf Fortress forums.

Ah yes, after the blood soaked hole in the ground, the road leading to a bloody hole in the mountain is EASILY the next most common type of fort I see (Nice Golden Road though) XD

This is the reason why I play DF.  You don’t get stuff like this in any other game.

Posted 22 hours ago

ddemotivators:

Dwarf Fortress

by Tam OConnor

Zombie carp… the bane of all fisherdwarves.

Posted 2 days ago

Dwarf Fortress (why not?)

Well.

If my dashboard is anything to go by, making a post about Dwarf Fortress is a good way to raise one’s popularity.  You probably don’t know it, but I had some pretty big plans for this blog: a video edition!  an AI War: Fleet Command LP!  stuff that got pushed off in the name of procrastination.

But you know?  There’s something about Dwarf Fortress.  Or “Slaves to Armok: God of Blood: Chapter 2: Dwarf Fortress” if you want to be anal about it.  Maybe it’s the way that every dwarf in the game has its own procedurally generated personality.  Maybe it’s the insanely detailed interactions between all the different systems and all the different ways one can maintain a thriving fortress (gems, metals and cave spiders, oh my!).  Or maybe it’s just the way that the game simulates all sorts of things that most other games don’t even think of, like every. single. body. part. on. every. dwarf.

Oh, and did I mention that this game has no graphics?

Dorf Fortress

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Basically, if you don’t want to read a wall of (highly amusing) text past the break, I’m planning on doing a Let’s Play of Dwarf Fortress.  Stay tuned.  If you do want to read more about what the heck Dwarf Fortress actually is, read on!

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Posted 2 days ago

Retro-sounding, yet very modern.  And you can rock out to it!

Posted 3 days ago

I’ve gotta play this…

It’s free!

Posted 4 days ago

Hollywood needs to pay attention to stuff like this, instead of making something like Battleship.  Or Transformers, for that matter.  Ugh.

Posted 5 days ago

It’s so cooooool!  Sunufabetch.

Gratuitous English for the win!

Posted 6 days ago